Friday, July 9, 2010

Stefan Urkel beats up Laura Winslow




TMZ has learned ... Jaleel White -- the actor who played Steve Urkel on "Family Matters" -- is under investigation for allegedly battering a woman. Sources familiar with the police report tell us ... the alleged victim claims White allegedly punched her in one of her breast implants while they were driving on Pacific Coast Highway two weeks ago, with an infant in the car. We're told, she claims when they got home White allegedly slapped her, and pushed her into a toilet so hard it broke the tank.Sources connected with White's baby mama, Bridget Hardy, tell TMZ Hardy is in fact the alleged victim. We're told she did not report any injuries. The alleged victim filed a report with the LAPD Tuesday. The investigation is ongoing.A rep for Jaleel tells TMZ, "There was absolutely no battery ... no abuse ... and the incident never happened."The rep continues, "This is just a ploy in an ongoing custody battle over their young daughter to tarnish his name."

Nobody and I mean nobody can tarnish the name of Stefan Urkel. Stefan has more game then any man alive even the most interesting man in the world. Also, why wasn't I told that he had a kid with Laura Winslow. That should have been breaking news on TMZ. I mean I bet Carl went ape shit when he found out Laura was pregnant with an Urkel child. We all know Stefan was slaying hot ass models in France even while dating Laura. Oh wait Stefan isn't real he got some bitch name Bridget pregos. Well whatever same shit. Even if he did beat her ass it's not big deal I bet she was just jealous cause he was banging out maxine and laura on the side. Jaleel gets it done and I am sure if he actually did smack a ho there was a good reason.

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