Thursday, July 8, 2010



ATLANTA, Ga. - Police say a woman who was trying to park her car outside an Atlanta liquor store on Monday afternoon went crashing through the front of the business instead.
It happened at Green’s Package Store on Ponce de Leon Avenue in Midtown Atlanta around 3:15 p.m. Investigators say the woman was pulling into the parking spot, but went straight through it instead. They say her white Mazda Miata shattered glass and sent bottles flying inside.
Witnesses told FOX 5 the car hit two cash registers, and one employee of the liquor store was slightly hurt as well as being very shaken up.
The business was operating normally on Monday night.
Police say this is the second time the same woman has crashed into the liquor store. Her name was not immediately released.

Wait this was the second time she has done this. Why the hell isn't this the opening sentence? This chick is doin it, she wants booze so badly she plows through the front window. This chick had to be hammered right? I mean there is no way she flies through the parking lot without being completely hammered. Since this is the second time she has to have been blacked out and holding a vendetta. This chick fucking rules, she is my new hero. I am definitely going to get hammered and just slam into the liqour store I hate. I bet they wont sell her as many handles of skol vodka as she wants. If Greens liqour store was holding out on me, I would slam right through the front window and just start looting shit. So good for this chick and I can't wait to see a picture of her.

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