Friday, July 9, 2010

Old dudes raw dogging old chicks





NEW YORK (Reuters Health) – Even if you're past your prime and have a hard time getting an erection, you might still need to worry about unprotected sex, according to U.S. doctors.
In fact, they report in the Annals of Internal Medicine, the rate of sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) in older men taking
erectile dysfunction drugs like Viagra is twice as high as in their non-medicated peers.
In both groups, however, the numbers are swelling. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, there were more than six new cases of
STDs per 10,000 men over 40 in 2008, up almost 50 percent since 1996.
"Younger adults have far more STDs than older adults, but the rates are growing at far higher rates in older adults," said Dr. Anupam B. Jena of Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston, who led the study.
While the reasons for this development aren't well understood, he said more divorces and better health might have conspired to boost
sexual prowess and activity among graying heads.
The problem, however, is that older adults appear to flout safe sex practices. For instance, the researchers note, 50-year-olds are six times less likely to use a condom than men in their 20s.
"We are typically unaccustomed to practice safe sex over the age of 50, because the risk of pregnancy is eliminated," Jena told Reuters Health.

It is always good to know that when I become an old balls magoo, I will still be raw dogging chicks left and right. Nothing like some old dudes getting it done and refusing to wear condoms. It will be a bummer when I am 65 and go and take a piss and it hurts so bad my old ass dies, but then again I am guessing that by the time I am a senior citizen there will be no STD's or nerd scientists will develop a magic syrum to turn me 25 again. Either way I am guessing I will be able to take down a bunch of hot dime piece strippers when I am older and not worry about STDs.

Back to the old dudes banging, these guys are my heroes. They don't need to worry about getting the old ass they are chasing around prego so they just say fuck and take down their slam pieces condom free. It's always reassuring to know that "young people" still have a much higher rate of std's, so tonight when I go out looking slay some chicks instead of 50/50 if I wrap it when a hot chick begs me for pound town I think I will be cautious and make it 70/30.

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