Thursday, July 8, 2010

"Oh my God. Is That? It can't be? It Is....Lebron's Dad


TMZ has learned ... LeBron James and his mother Gloria James are being sued for millions by a man who claims he tried to prove he's the NBA star's biological father -- but LeBron and his mom tampered with the evidence in a diabolical cover-up. The lawsuit is explosive -- in it, 55-year-old Leicester Bryce Stovell claims he met Gloria in a D.C. area bar in 1984 ... and had unprotected sex with her on the night they met.


He later found out she was 15-years-old at the time ... he was 29.According to the docs -- filed recently in federal court -- Gloria has spent the rest of her life shielding LeBron from the truth. But the man making the claim isn't some schmuck -- dude is a Princeton graduate ... who earned a law degree from the University of Chicago ... and then became a Senior Legal Advisor for the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission. In his suit, Stovell claims he has a very clear recollection of the night he had "consensual sexual relations" with Gloria -- in fact, he even remembers apologizing for his sub-par performance.


Leicester claims Gloria went back to her hometown in Ohio after they hooked up -- but returned several months later to inform him she was pregnant with a boy named LeBron ... but she never specifically identified the father. Leicester -- a self-proclaimed high school star athlete -- says he remembers telling Gloria, "Well, if he's mine, make sure he plays basketball." He claims that was the last time he saw Gloria for more than 20 years.

This is what I am talking about. Lebron's dad coming out of the woodwork ready to get paid son. There are so many amazing parts to this story , I don't even know where to begin. Lebron's dad bangs 15 year old chicks. Really Bro? That is beyond Miley Cyrus young. 17 is the legal age in Illinois so we like to at least keep it legal here at sports Magoo. Lebron's dad doesnt give a fuck, digging out freshman in high schoo.

How about Lebron's Dad being a 2 pump chump and still getting Delonte Wests's girlfriend pregnant. Dudes got that NBA super sperm. This isn't any chump either, this is a smart guy and if he didn't actually think he was going to get paid no way he would go through with this ordeal. He can make legit money on his own so this has to be true. Look he is a self proclaimed high school star kind of like your boy here. I know when the time is right I will produce superstar athletes so Leicester is getting it done. How about Lebron's son being named Bryce and to top it all off Leicester looks exactly like Lebron, there is no doubt that this is his Dad.
Oh and by the way whether Lebron comes to the Bulls or not he is the biggest dick chugging asshole in the league.

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