I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Slammin Sammy. The Home Run Derby has now become as big of a joke as the slam dunk contest. Seriously, what happened to the good old days of Sammy and Mark jacking 600 foot bombs, or Ken Griffey rolling up with the backwards hat and putting on a show. Frank Thomas and Cecil Fielder two Goliath's just smashing home runs like I smash box. Mcgwire in 1999 was the greatest display of home run hitting I have ever seen. I don't give a fuck if he was roiding it was unreal. He destroyed the ball like Benny the Jet. I don't think one ball was in tact after the derby was over.
Now, we've got a derby full of weak clowns. The only positive is that David Ortiz is roiding again and should wreck shop on these soft magoos. Get Chris Young out of my face, this guy was sent back to the god damn minors last year. This derby is amateur hour, Vernon Wells and Matt Holliday, no thanks bro. Call me when Josh Hamilton, Robie Cano, Adam Dunn, Vlad, and young stud Jason Heyward are getting involved. Prince Fielder is on a team that blows more dick then Boy George and he still passed. I am going to spend tonight watching reruns of the Derby from 1994-2000 instead watching a bunch of fucktards go up and underwhelm America.
That being said my prediction is Nick Swisher is going to steal the show tonight and take home the victory. Somebody wake me when Sammy and Mark are jacking bombs.
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