America FUCK YEAH. I think I am still hungover from fucking killing it this weekend. By far the best day drinking holiday of the year is the 4th of July. There is nothing more patriotic then going to the Evanston Parade, pounding beers, red drank, and skanks. This year was an absolute shit show and I think I am still drunk from Sunday. Nothing like hollering at 19-22 year old chicks looking for some older D pound town.
Look I am patriotic all year round, because I am no coward, but there is nothing better then getting USA chants going during the greatest holiday in the world. Not to mention every celebrity shows up for the 4th with their tits out and about. When I become the worlds most famous and best looking blogger, I will be slaying every hot chick that shows up at those Vegas 4th pool parties. America was built on dudes boozing, asserting their dominance over weaker countries, and getting the hottest chicks around. The 4th just reinforces those ideals. USA USA USA.
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