Every day on my walk through downtown Chicago, I encounter at least 30 homeless people begging for money. First off, if I gave all of you assholes my money I would be broke. Secondly, who the fuck carries change anymore? Whenever someone gives me change I just throw that shit straight to the ground. So these degenerates want actual dollar bills from me? Sorry old raggedy looking war vet, not today.
These greedy homeless people aren’t even offering a service any more. At least back in the day they pretended to try to wash you windshield, now these bastards just sit in their wheelchairs shaking their used coffee cups. If you’re not providing some sort of service or entertainment, you aren’t getting anything from me pops. Fuck, I would love to just booze all day, wander the streets, and holler at chicks, but guess what Bro this is real life and I have to work to do those things.
A few years ago a homeless guy had a sign saying he would do 20 push ups for $2. Now seeing a crack head/alcoholic do push ups is my kind of entertainment. This awful smelling low life was able to muster 10 push ups, then collapsed. I thought this was deserving of a dollar, not $2 though. You want $2, do all 20 asshole. So unless homeless people start offering some sort of service or entertainment, Chicago should have their TMA workers just stab them all. At least those TMA assholes would finally be earning a paycheck. Now I’m all riled up. You win this round fuckin homeless pieces of shit.
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