So I'm in the great city of Cleveland this week for work (so I'm double depressed) and my flight here had two male flight attendants. Two! And no chicks! What the hell is this world coming to? Is this a new age of plane rides? Or was this some sort of statistical fluke? Like I know most hot chicks are pharmaceutical reps and no longer flight attendants, but seriously? Dudes? The only thing decent about an airplane ride is thinking about what you would do to the smokeshow flight attendant in that tiny little bathroom. I even fantasize about the 60 year old skinny ones who have more than a few miles on them (see what I did there, yeah that's right). On the bright side, I'm only about 15 minutes away from LeBron's compound so if I get bored I can go yell at his empty house with the crazy/pathetic Clevelanders.
P.S. To Barstool, I'm at ground zero here and everything I've heard from the locals is that the Delonte West story is 100% true. I hate terezowens too, but looks like the D Bag was right.
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