Monday, July 12, 2010

Get Me This Octopus



I hate soccer, the World Cup, and anything octopus related (things are just gross), so naturally I paid no attention to this story about some dumbass octopus picking World Cup games. I just couldn't care less. But then I heard this mother fucker went 8 for 8 in picking World Cup games. 8 for 8? Are you shitting me? I could have turned 2 grand into like 5 million dollars off this god damn thing. Can this thing only pick World Cup games or does his skill transfer to all sports? If so where does this octopus live because I need to steal him and use him for random NBA games next year. Have you tried betting on the NBA? Shit is impossible.

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