South Park: Still Playing Chess While Everyone Else Plays Checkers

South Park doesn't get nearly the credit it deserves. They had an entire episode on Mel Gibson being crazy like 6 years ago, while everyone else in Hollywood was still all over this batshit crazy man's balls. When LeBron James decided to piss off the whole country, the two happiest/luckiest people were Tiger Woods and Ben Rapistburger. Now that all these Mel Gibson tapes are out, everybody stopped hating LeBron. And the cycle continues. Regardless, anyone who doesn't think South Park is amazing should just go back to their checker game.

P.S. I'm staying close to Akron this week for work and decided to drive by LBJ's compound. And you know what? No one was outside. I was expecting a bunch of protesters and shit. I guess Clevelanders are a lot like LeBron, just quitters through and through.