CUBS ARE ON A ROLL

That is right assholes, we may not be getting Lebron, D Wade, or Bosh, but the Cubbies have won 2 in a row. Don't look now Cincy and St. Louis we are coming for you. My man Aramis Ramirez looks to be back on the roids, jacking 2 home runs yesterday. Tyler Colvin the best rookie hitter in baseball and Starlin Castro stunting is a habit Some might say we are playing the Diamondbacks who are beyone awful, but guess what bitches a win is a win. We got some legit young talent, great pitching, and some solid veterns. You heard it here first I am predicting 10 wins in a row.

P.S-Jesus I can't believe I just wrote that. Can someone please just erase my memory of Chicago sports minus Jordan and the Blackhawks from this year. Fuck me