So my number 1 skank Lindsay Lohan is getting thrown in jail and this is absolutely horrendous. I have always wanted to take this coked out mess to pound town. She has to be the wildest chick ever, there is probably nothing she wouldn't let you do. I bet she munches the hottest chick in jails box and some how it gets filmed. I digress, I'm calling bullshit on this one, because let's be serious, celebrities don't go to jail. I mean how many DUI's does Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie have, Sean Penn beats the shit out of paparazzi once a week, and OJ killed his wife. My favorite Hollywood skank should not be going to jail, unless it is filled with a lot of hot chicks cause that would be doin it.
That being said she'll probably serve 20 days, be let out, and go back to railing lines, fucking dudes, fucking chicks, and not making any movies. However, I am reaching out to Lindsay with this proposition, I think Lindsay and myself should have a shotgun Vegas wedding so we can get some conjugal visit pound town rolling. Nothing would be better then digging out this skeezer while she is doing time, I'd even sneak in some blow for her.
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